DIY Heavan

Winston had been stuck in his house after breaking both of his legs in the towns local refurbishment projects. These refurbishment projects included waste collection and required a mortar team. Everything was going well during the refurbishment projects but Winston dropped his bagel on the ground and it rolled in front of one of the mortar crew. Winston went to retrieve it when the head mortar man slammed a wooden board against his legs and swiftly said " Pedestrians not allowed" '

"I'm not a civilian. I am part of the waste collection team and I am on break so i decided to check whether you guys had some garbage to dispose of." Responded Winston.

"Well we don't need someone from the waste collection team to help clean up. We already got ourselves a local skip hire."

Winston had to bhe escorted to the hospital after that. He has been in his house ever since. The only one that is taking care of him these days is his baby sister Loisa. She cares for him very much but ever since that mortar man blew out his legs he had been going crazy plotting for some kind of revenge. Loisa "accidentally" gave him extra doses of vicodin, but that just made him hallucinate a little bit.

At heart Winston was a very nice middle aged man. His life had been going well and never hurt a fly.

We are going to skip forward now to the day that Winston was allowed out of the house. The first thing that he did was go to the local gun shop. He picked himself up a .32 caliber rifle and a good amount of ammunition (Winston was not a good shot). Next he headed back to the site where the mortar crew should have been.

Winston stormed up the stairs and peered around the corner with his gun. No one was there. The mortar crew should have been there, what was going on?

He waited for an hour before someone came and that was when he decided to start on home. He disposed of the gun, but on the way home he was stopped by the police.

"Sir, did you know that you are missing your trousers?" asked the officer

"Oh, oh my, thank you officer." said Winston who was humiliated in front of all of his neighbors. This caused him to have a break down, sprint back to get the gun and shoot the officer in the head. In the end he decided that life was not worth living if he could no longer be seen in public and offed himself too.